Friday, February 26, 2010

If Scott Hamilton Were To Commentate On My Writing

What if, as you sat down at your desk to plot out your latest novel, skating champion and analyst Scott Hamilton gave a running commentary about your talents and foibles?

She's been doing great in her writing prompts all week, only stumbling over a few misplaced adverbs. Now, she takes to the keyboard after a nice high five with her dictionary. She'll lead off with her most difficult element first - a triple alliteration and... OH, THAT WAS TIGHT. The judges will have to look at that one again carefully to see if it was too corny.

She's really been struggling with her transitions in practice, trying to smooth them out in multiple drafts. But she's a tough competitor and....Okay, here comes the entry to the dialogue portion and... OH, SHE NAILS IT WITHOUT A SINGLE MODIFIER. THAT WAS HUGE!!


Now your turn: Give me your best Scott Hamilton commentary on YOUR own artistic work.


K. Harrington
author, Janeology

1 comment:

James C. Wallace II said...

All I can say is... "What would Brian Boitano do?"